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| Mt. Washington through the trees |
At the time, Paranoia was teaching, or I should say
troubleshooting, at Parrot Creek Boy's Ranch. Conservative both in nature and
politically, Paranoia was always adamant about how bleeding heart liberals were
pampering the Ranch's delinquents. His job was dragging him behind a manure
truck, and the line needed severed.
Shifty was a produce manager for a grocery store. He was
good at what he did, but felt vastly underappreciated. His bottom line was
always exemplary, but his employer's gratitude was nil.
I had just started two jobs, one in lumber sales and the
other as a husband. The combination of my bride's cooking and sitting on my butt
behind a desk 10 hours a day led to a weight gain of 20 pounds in 60 days. Like
a balloon stuck on a spouting helium tank, I felt like I was ready to burst.
Needless to say, each of us needed to get away from it all,
and what better way was there to accomplish this than to hike into a wilderness
and slam the door behind us? Some folks might call it "withdrawing from
reality." I call it "finding reality."