Will we someday be feeding a Sasquatch at the zoo?





'Squatch hoopin' it (Photo credit: Wikipedia)



The big news in the ‘Squatch world this week is that a five year DNA study will be released soon suggesting that the hairy walker of the wilds is not human or non-human – but a hybrid cross of the two.

Melba Ketchum, a former veterinarian, headed up the research in which three complete ‘Squatch nuclear genomes determined the beasts of the brush come from a male of an “unknown” hominin species and a female Homo sapien. A hominin is a grouping including humans, extinct humans and all the immediate ancestors, apparently including apes.

Sasquatch sighting downtown astonishes

I saw Bigfoot the other day. Yes, it was during the day. Why would a Sasquatch be out during the day for me to see? I can’t tell you why. I assumed they were primarily nocturnal. Maybe this one got night and day confused. Furthermore, the sighting occurred downtown, where you would never expect to see Bigfoot. It made me wonder whether humans are encroaching on Bigfoot habitat or Bigfoot is encroaching on humans. After all, so many folks claim to have seen ‘Squatch and their footprints that one can only assume that several ‘Squatch roam the woods.

YouTube video shows what some believe to be Bigfoot

Okay. After years of hearing about Sasquatch, aka Bigfoot, I have to weigh in on whether this beast exists or not. Let's get this out in the open right now. I don't believe 'Squatch exists. I just don't.

I bring this up because 'Squatch has once again made an appearance in the imagination of millions via a supposed sighting and videotaping in the Utah outback.